Went to an outdoor concert in San Diego where lots of middle aged and older people were dancing. At one point, they all started doing the same synchronized dance.
“I didn’t know this song had a special dance?” I said.
“It doesn’t.” My wife said, “That’s just a basic line dance. We never got divorced so you never had to learn about that.”
“So in an effort to attract a mate, everybody gets in line, does the same thing, and makes no effort to stand out from the crowd?”
Standing in line at McDonald’s today, a small boy, just barely a toddler, was so excited to receive a superheroes sticker from the clerk. But he dropped it. His mom didn’t see it. I picked it up as they turned to go, and the boy worked his way out of his mom’s arms in an effort to reclaim it. I handed it back to him as he approached me, and his mom said, “what do you say?” He gets this big grin on his face and says, “Thank you Iron Man.”
I wear a leather jacket and have goatee. The whole room start laughing and smiling, the guy behind me says he wanted to be Iron Man. Two minutes later when my meal is ready they call out, “364, for Iron Man.” The kid couldn’t have paid me a higher compliment.
A little ditty I wrote when I had some issues with my head:
Woke up this mornin’
(Da-neh na naught)
Rolled out of bed.
(Da-neh na naught)
Had to crawl on the floor.
(Da-neh na naught)
Somethin’s wrong with my head!
I’ve got the Verrrrtigo. Yeah!
V-E-R-T-I Go!
I’ve got the Verrritigo. Yeah!
Head spinnin’ round, so now y’know.
The first CD I ever owned was a gift from my father, Dire Straits, Brothers in Arms. But even before that I was exposed to the wonderful complexity of Mark Knophfler’s work when a song would come on the radio, and observing my dad’s excitement over it, I’d ask for the name of the artist and he’d reply, “Dire Straits”, with that tone that makes a kid realize that even though they may be hearing this for the first time, it’s common knowledge among adults, and so you’d better remember this, and make it part of your common knowledge.
Similarly, my first exposure to The Doors was while watching an episode of Family Ties with my mom in which Michael J. Fox sings along to Light My Fire. I remember my mother saying, “that was a great song” and as before, though I was hearing it for the first time, it was clear to me that the song had some affect on her. Regardless of the content of the show, the song is what stood out for her. There must be something to that, and sure enough there are beautifully complexities to the keyboards of Ray Manzerek throughout the catalog of The Doors.
I must have somehow passed these on to my son too, because one of the first guitar songs Marcus learned was Money for Nothing and when he wanted to really show off the results of 3 years of lessons and practice, he tackled Sultans of Swing. And taking up these new challenges did not take away from his progress on the piano as he simultaneously tackled the intricacies of Riders on The Storm (while singing no less!) and the theme to Interstellar by Hanns Zimmer.
And those other two guys, playing on Sultans, they’re his teachers. They’re the kind of teachers who, when kids come to them with pie-in-the-sky dreams, react with an emphatic “Hell yeah, let’s go for it!” They provide constant encouragement, guidance, and expertise and yet remain focused on letting the student shine.
And if that wasn’t enough, the band he plays in with his brother and friends joined with the acapella group to do Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaking of his brother, Jared has assumed my love of punk music and that manifested in his performance of 21 Guns by Green Day, where he too takes his first foray into vocal performances while also playing guitar.
Me on social media: So, for 3-8 hours after my optometrist appointment, I will effectively be blind. What activities are available for the temporarily visually impaired without supervision?
My friends: Quality time…with yourself….What’s it gonna do, make you blinder? 🙂
Not only does this reaffirm my distrust of progress bars, but it’s increasing every second. As we speak it’s over 3 million percent, and 32 days. If I am to believe this, then the process won’t be complete for over a month, but it’s already complete many times over?!
It’s over 5 million now, but the green bar has gone, so we have many millions of percent completed, but a visual that says it hasn’t even started, and a eta of some time in the winter.
