My father had three sons. Growing up he routinely told each of us individually, “you know, you’re my favorite,” and I have continued the tradition with my two sons. Recently, when asked in the presence of the younger one, whether I had a favorite, I answered, “Well, Jared knows he’s my favorite.” Jared responded with, “We know you say that to both of us, but we also know that it’s your inner child you favor the most.”

I’m starting to regret educating the children.