Playing a board game with the kids, a card required them to write down something that got on their nerves. My job was to hear both and try to match the answer to the person. So I turn my back on them to preserve their anonymity and hear this:
Marcus: Write down something that gets on your nerves.
Scribbles noises.
Marcus: And Jared you can’t write “Marcus”.
Jared: Awww.