Riding in the car with the kids and The Breakup Song (They’ Don’t Write ‘Em) comes on. The older kids says he can’t understand any of the lines, so I start reciting them :
Now I’m winding up staring at an empty glass
Cause it’s so easy to say that you’ll forget your past.
The younger kids says, “you’ll forget your pants?!”
The older kid says, “No. That’s not what he said. This isn’t a Blink 182 song.”