I’m on my way out the door this morning and this conversation occurs:
Me: Ok, I’m going to work.
Her: Ok, go make the money.
Me: We have a brand new color printer, so I can do that really well now. Of course, my employer and maybe the law might have a problem with that.
Her: And it would be just like you to go to jail to avoid work around the house.
Me: Well, assuming they allow conjugal visits, it has all the things I like. Cable TV, books to read, lots of time to work on projects…
Her: Lots of *friends*
Me: Oh yeah, there is that. Oh well, I guess I’ll go to work and make money the traditional way. Have a nice day.
So here I am making money the traditional way.