While I was driving I somehow invoked the spirit of Emily Dickenson:

I Had No Time

I read magazines because I had no time for books.
I watched TV because I had no time for films.
I listened to the radio because I had no time for concerts.
I read facebook because I had no time for parties.
I watched sports because I had no time to play.
I watched porn because I had no time for sex…love.
I died because I had no time (for life).